Valentina Ruiz:*

name's tina, you should now Follow ;*

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via somethingsfuckey)

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

(Source: , via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

(via somethingsfuckey)

fynneyseas:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END

(via cocomakesuloco)

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

(Source: sandandglass, via penishole)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via laughbitches)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via mysterygaga)

*Me as a parent*
Me:Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
Lucy:You forgot Pluto!
Me:Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
Lucy:Viva La Pluto!
Me:And?
Lucy:Fuck You!
Me:Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.