Valentina Ruiz:*

name's tina, you should now Follow ;*

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).

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when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class


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i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

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Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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