white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES
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A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review. I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…
Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
|*Me as a parent*|
|Me:||Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?|
|Lucy:||You forgot Pluto!|
|Me:||Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?|
|Lucy:||Viva La Pluto!|
|Me:||Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.|